I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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