Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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