why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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