What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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