Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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