it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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