Me too!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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