i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
do nipples grow back?
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