Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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