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garbage dick
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you win
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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