YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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