He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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