Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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