Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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