Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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