THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
porn star boner night. come get it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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