Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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