porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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