You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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