There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm both gender and math confused
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