gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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