O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm always down for nudity.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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