Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She even gives head with a lisp.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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