You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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