Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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