we're blogging at a bar
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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