Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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