D3 body, D1 cock
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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