ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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