Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Houston, we have a squirter
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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