Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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