So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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