I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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