She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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