Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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