If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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