i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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