bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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