the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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