Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
