dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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