went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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