I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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