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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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