I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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