I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she pinky promised me she was 18
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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