Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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