So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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