I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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