Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
