I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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