are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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