all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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