Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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