Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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